Mushrooms

Waking up before 10am on Saturdays

Season 1 of Parks & Rec

The scene in Austin Powers where Dr. Evil makes people fall into that fiery pit

Pubic hair

Eggs with runny yolks

The Catcher in the Rye

The way goosebumps look

Not showering every day

Mid-rise jeans

Jogging

Having to talk on the phone to order takeout

Gargling with hot salt water

Lentils in all their forms