My version of this woman's song to her pet is as follows:

"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far Frida"

Obviously to the tune of Psycho Killer. Obviously just that one line of it. Obviously over and over again.

Other less sing-song terms of endearment include:

Frida Frida Pumpkin Eat-a

Kitten Little

Farta (only when she's farting)

Fri-ta-ta

Paul Walker (only when she's walking around a lot)

Mushroom

Monkey