Where: Olympic Sculpture Garden

When: December 23, 2013

Notable: It is two days before Christmas. And the Olympic Sculpture Garden is in Seattle. So, it's winter and supposed to be terrible and wet and cold and today it is 55 degrees. So, short-shorts are most definitely in order.

Tweeniest thing: She looks badass, but suffered from the classic mistake that short-shorts made for watching TV and painting toenails are different than short-shorts made for dog walking. Thus: constantly adjusting ones cameltoe mid-stride. Never fear, Sweet Tween. It's a lesson we all need to live to learn.

Other: Am I a total creep for taking this picture?